Every time you finish your chores …
oh my god
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me
Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the “present.”
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
this is me