So this happened at school today…
Walk up in the club like:
I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
this speaks to me on so many levels
i express my feelings through other peoples text posts
only a true man can pull off blue lipstick
actually its coral blue number five
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
yeah, i do push ups