Moa's Blog
theclearlydope:

It’s a great ice breaker on your first day at a new school. 
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theclearlydope:

It’s a great ice breaker on your first day at a new school. 

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memewhore:

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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When your fleshlight finally arrives.

the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

SHE’S BRIENNE OF FUCKING TARTH.

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

mulders:

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me: chill