the last two frames of this kill me
I don’t know if anyone outside of my town really realises that a second Spongebob movie is being made, and Antonio Banderas is a pirate in it.
They were filming this on what is basically our main street downtown and I can’t describe how surprised I was and how hard I laughed when I looked up and saw Antonio Banderas barrelling down the street on a pirate ship as he screamed.
I just thought the world needed to know about this momentous occasion
they ban shit that nobody else can do. lmao
Orca: “hello friends where’s the party”
Penguins: “FUCK SHIT NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN”
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest president in the history of ever.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
rest in peace you fucking toilet cover
is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t
IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT”
the demon leaving her body in the last gif
well i mean
how to win your crush in 2 quick snapchats