May 2013
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
tyleroakley:
Walk up in the club like:
memewhore:
I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…
multipack:
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
someblackkid:
i express my feelings through other peoples text posts
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
maliciousmelons:
yeah, i do push ups
llcooljofficial:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
thegirl-inred:
toned-tanned-fit-andready:
v0nlaust:
caliiforniadreaming-xo:
gothicstan:
localised:
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why...
sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more...
laugh-addict:
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
juilan:
spaceprincessbeyonce:
juilan:
Do you know the muffin man?
the muffin man?
Did I fucking stutter
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
laughingnancy:
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
johnentwlstle:
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
Veritas: As a Star Wars fan, I never really got... →
thisismyveritas:
As a Star Wars fan, I never really got why everyone thought Boba Fett was such a cool badass. I mean sure he had cool gear, cool armor, and an awesome ship, but those were all things he took from his “father” who was a real badass. Boba Fett couldn’t catch Han Solo alone after tracking him to…
disnerd:
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
Wonder Woman is Worthy.
amazon-x:
scienceandrollerskates:
catsanddinosaurs:
atolondradita:
mangacide:
Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.
That’s awesome, Diana rocks!
Uh…. awesome
Like there was a doubt!
Bro, Diana swinging Mew-mew! I am…shitsmacked!
